Parenting would be so much easier if babies could talk
Parent: Hey, I'm gonna heat up your bottle really quick. Pinky promise you won't throw yourself down the stairs?
Baby: I got this dad. I rather drink milk than wear a neck brace anyway.
Parent: Cool.
Baby: When you are done with the bottle can you change the channel to Doc Mcstuffins, I feel a tantrum coming.
Parent: You're not into Mickey Mouse Clubhouse anymore?
Baby: Dad, I'm 8 months old. I'm not a moron. The plot is always the same, it's mind numbing.
Baby:
Parent: Woah woah, what are you doing?!?!
Baby: Taking my diaper off and painting the couch with poo, chill out dad.
Parent: Please stop and don't move, you're going to get it everywhere.
Baby: It's in my hair :( Save me.
Parent: What did we learn today?
Baby: I can't be trusted.
Posted: Tue April 9th, 2013 at 9:37am
Tagged: Parenting Baby Fatherhood Infant LOL Dad Blog
Notes: 1506
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