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Jeff + Lindy
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Ashtyn Arrived on July 11th, 2012

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My parents think I’m bizarre. Normal households have the “Elf on the Shelf” during Christmas time. We have Mortimer on the Shelf. 

Morti is a plush zombie that keeps children in check during the holiday season. If he catches you being naughty, he springs to life (as much as the undead can “spring to life”) and he eats your brains.

My parents think I’m bizarre. Normal households have the “Elf on the Shelf” during Christmas time. We have Mortimer on the Shelf.

Morti is a plush zombie that keeps children in check during the holiday season. If he catches you being naughty, he springs to life (as much as the undead can “spring to life”) and he eats your brains.

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  2. franklyitsscarlett said: *sigh* You’re so odd.
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    Cute
  6. thecranewife said: WAY better than Elf on a Shelf.
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  9. sprinklesvondoom said: At least he’s straight-up about his intentions. I don’t trust the little elf on the shelf thing. Personally, I like Krampus.
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    Perfect parenting.
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